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Archive for February, 2009

Fast & Furious

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

I had a dif­fi­cult time dis­cern­ing the dif­fer­ence between this third sequel, “Fast & Furi­ous,” and the first movie, “The Fast and the Furi­ous.” Notice the sub­tle con­trasts? Nei­ther did I.

Y tu mamá también

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Net­flix describes this film as “an escapade that involves seduc­tion, con­flict and the harsh real­i­ties of poverty.” If you count awk­ward teenager sex as seduc­tive, hor­monal out­bursts and sense­less dou­ble crosses as con­flict, and an anony­mous nar­ra­tor occa­sion­ally sug­gest­ing some sec­ondary char­ac­ters are on the low end of the eco­nomic spec­trum as the harsh real­i­ties of poverty, then this descrip­tion is dead on.

The Incredible Hulk

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Now I know this is The Incred­i­ble Hulk and there­fore was expect­ing all sorts of over the top action, but I became spoiled by the movie’s restraint through the early part of the film, so when the last thirty min­utes arrived and it appeared as though Louis Leter­rier had sud­denly real­ized there was a sig­nif­i­cant amount of money left in the com­puter graph­ics bud­get, I must con­fess I was slightly disappointed.

Going Live

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

I must admit, I feel like a bit of a fraud. I haven’t writ­ten any­thing truly comedic and crit­i­cal in well over a year, yet here I sit with the shades half drawn, peer­ing out into a rainy Seat­tle day, ready to push the but­ton on a site which, one would rightly deduce from the name, promises to accom­plish both the afore men­tioned and great­ness well beyond. I find my hand is shak­ing, as well as a lit­tle sweaty. I also find, now that I’m look­ing at it, I need to clip my fingernails.