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Wel­come to 365 Movies a Year: your source for satir­i­cal movie reviews, pre­views, and news. Due to the name, you might be tempted to think you will be accosted daily with news and reviews of newly released movies. If this is the case, you will likely be sorely dis­s­a­pointed. There­fore, rather than list the things this blog will deliver, I’m going to go ahead and list the things it will prob­a­bly not deliver.

• One movie review per day – I cer­tainly don’t have the time sit on my ass for two+ hours every day watch­ing a movie and still pay the bills.
• A sen­si­ble rat­ing sys­tem – I tried this with my last site and failed mis­er­ably, mostly due to lack of con­sis­tency on my part. However, therein lies the prob­lem with every movie review sys­tem. Ebert is  just as likely to give a movie the thumbs down based on his hunger level at the moment, as he is to give it a thumbs up based on any nar­a­tive or act­ing merit.
• Reviews of new releases – Though I will try to catch the occa­sional new release in the the­ater, the fact of the mat­ter is I’ll go broke if I hit up the the­ater more than a few times a month. There­fore, you’ll be get­ting reviews from my Net­flix queue. Hold on a sec­ond! Don’t go clos­ing the browser right away, let me explain. How often have you looked up a movie on Net­flix and wished there were a more defin­i­tive review source than those of the 14 year olds leav­ing reviews fur­ther down the page. From now on, look no fur­ther than 365 Movies a Year.
• Any­thing else you were hop­ing to see, but don’t.

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